Why are people taking down their Christmas tree already?
It is December 28th, your tree don’t come down until the day after New Year’s … after Three Kings Day if you’re from the Caribbean … or after Martin Luther King day if you trippin. Ha!
I mean y’all must also be those people who get your Christmas tree up the day after Thanksgiving. I have all intention of doing that but, who has time? I’m too busy napping and making 34 combinations of sandwiches out of leftovers. I also intend the landscape the front of my home every year and get my stomach on
flat flat but you know the road to hell is paved with good intentions …
and you know what else the road to hell is paved with? Christmas trees that are taken down two days after Christmas!
Goodness sake I just got this tree up like last week, I’m ’bout to get the work out this Christmas tree. I wish I would take this joker down after I done had it up for like five days. And I
expect all Christmas lights to be out on people’s houses. If I roll open all your Christmas lights are gone like two days after Christmas sucker Christ is born where is your resolve?!
And none of this “no taking stuff from the ole year into the new year.” You taking your refrigerator and your student loans aren’t you?
Now I don’t like it when they start Christmas early like the day after Halloween all of a sudden they deck in the halls in my Walmart … and talking about my Walmart these jokers had the Valentine’s Day decorations out last week.
Walmart you will not rush me!
I like Christmas to drag out. It’s cold, I’m eatin, I’m lazy, and I don’t want to take this mess down. I’ve been known to keep my bitmoji on a very seasonally specific outfit for way longer than appropriate.
Besides if I came to your house and all your Christmas decorations were gone like two days after Christmas I would be giving you a severe side eye … and by “severe side eye” I mean I’d be severely turning my head to the side looking for your Christmas decorations! Where they at?!
I’m not here for these people who like to rush Christmas right after Halloween and we don’t even get to celebrate Thanksgiving and an all of a sudden Christmas tree gone by December 26 WHET?!
You’re probably one of these people that change your throw pillows every other week
I mean what are you making room for Christ was just born three days ago the three kings have to take time to get to him it is still Christmas season, leave your tree up, leave your halls decked. So in closing this tree not coming down until probably clear into the end in the middle to end the end of January and yeah that’s how I’m gonna live my life.
Have a good day Merry Christmas Happy New Year bye!